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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am going to use this Tumblr to post the things I find cool, videos I make with my friends and other things that I make.

Enjoy!</description><title>The Dapper Tortoise</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thedappertortoise)</generator><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>You may know a cool guy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;In fact you may know several cool guys. Now these guys may seem pretty cool, and I&amp;#8217;m not criticizing you for thinking that they are. What I am saying however is their coolness is a drop in the cool bucket when put up against my dad. If you we&amp;#8217;re to picture the coolest guy you know, then multiply his coolness by 1&amp;#160;000&amp;#160;000 then that would only be 1/1000 of the coolness of my dad. Seriously, I don&amp;#8217;t think there&amp;#8217;s anyone cooler. Are you aware of the scientific quantity of absolute zero? Still not as cool as dad. This is cooler then carbonite cool people. This is owns a sonic screwdriver cool. This is don&amp;#8217;t bring a cooler to the beach as he&amp;#8217;ll keep everything at a nice temperature cool. Not only does he not look at explosions, he actively avoids making them! This is long winded paragraph levels of cool. Honestly he has to be one of the best people I know, and I&amp;#8217;m glad he&amp;#8217;s my father.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks dad!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/53165001721</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/53165001721</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:59:15 -0400</pubDate><category>whats cooler them being cool?</category><category>Corvidae30!</category><category>this man made me into the awesome person i am</category><category>also mom made sure his lessons didn't screw me up</category><category>but this is fathers day!</category><category>happy fathers day!</category><category>Love you dad!</category><category>Long</category></item><item><title>Dads had a rough day…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96ec3d8bd5bf130fc7778284364be636/tumblr_mnn7qtHVNi1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dads had a rough day…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/51776708493</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/51776708493</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 23:16:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rhett and Link- The Graduation Song</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hAUF8ow6xf0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rhett and Link- The Graduation Song&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/51413093027</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/51413093027</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2013 15:40:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Local favourite ice cream creatively named my favourite ice...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15aaedac345f8fbc10ba0e7cac59e7c9/tumblr_mmuo7cBbyH1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Local favourite ice cream creatively named my favourite ice cream shop&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/50505498870</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/50505498870</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:21:11 -0400</pubDate><category>ice cream</category><category>on spare</category><category>no really</category><category>trust me mom</category></item><item><title>Dinner was good featuring dad</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/140dc7c52f80d8d5a284ce49b4d067f2/tumblr_mmavlr1wjw1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dinner was good featuring dad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/49637902354</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/49637902354</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 20:49:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>-Half Mans Song-
Miracle of Sound: Game of Thrones...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DOQsYk8cbnE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Half Mans Song-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miracle of Sound: Game of Thrones song&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’s an awesome song if you like Game of Thrones, which you should. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/47672463923</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/47672463923</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:42:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aviators and costume for the movie I’m in. Not a bad...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e9d1ccb81bb7420d4924e5491011be7/tumblr_mkwx7dhMs91qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aviators and costume for the movie I’m in. Not a bad combination I think&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/47419413389</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/47419413389</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 21:23:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Central Park Bird</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ebc1a370d97e58e21e056371ede8456/tumblr_miqqulAr2X1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Central Park Bird&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43917617248</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43917617248</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:13:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have things to say about today</title><description>&lt;p&gt;But it&amp;#8217;s late and I need to get up early so I&amp;#8217;m going to bed. Goodnight!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43703553638</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43703553638</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:03:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Day 4</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I started the day with a bagel, and orange and two cups of coffee. Regardless of culture, Americans and Canadians  have to agree that coffee is the best thing in the world. We had a workshop about Auditioning then toured Lincoln Center. After words we spent some time in Columbus Circle. We went to a ballet preformance and it was great.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43622517111</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43622517111</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:22:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Also I took 13&amp;#160;000 steps today</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Also I took 13&amp;#160;000 steps today&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43543990588</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43543990588</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:31:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Day 3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Today we took a tour of the city. Lots of locations and lots of history. We also spent some time in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It ended with a clowning/Vaudeville show. It was a fun day&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43540588209</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43540588209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:46:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Day 2</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A day full of learning. Also I saw a broadway show.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43460676946</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43460676946</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In New York FINALLY </title><description>&lt;p&gt;And might I say glad to be here&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43379598160</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43379598160</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:36:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9a77e16a4a534b24206835a33bdc10f/tumblr_mie3ucywww1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43355757770</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43355757770</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:25:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New York Trip-Day 1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am in Toronto airport right now. The first wi-fi connection I&amp;#8217;ve had. Today is about delays. We we&amp;#8217;re on the plane at 12:00 and in Toronto at 3:00 minus time change. It&amp;#8217;s 7:17 p.m. Local time and now we are waiting for the next flight. Americans think I&amp;#8217;m a threat as I was pulled aside for additional search. Also, Toronto dosn&amp;#8217;t have any fast food so the only thing available was overpriced peninis. $12.00 for a sandwhich and $3 for a drink plus $2 in taxes. All together dinner was $18. I&amp;#8217;ll just be happy to be in New York. Still waiting for a flight. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Airports suck&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43355652430</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/43355652430</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:24:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Actor!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdz2mrafpd1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Actor!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/36401199001</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/36401199001</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2012 22:20:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I updated to ios 6</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And discovered something about apple maps. I tried to get it to give me directions for the bus and it loaded up a page of apps (none of which were free) to do it. Why do they have a transit option if the app dosn&amp;#8217;t do transit?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33458881571</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33458881571</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 19:42:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Look into those eyes. LOOK INTO THEM. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpinqaMMx1qchuwno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look into those eyes. LOOK INTO THEM. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33340971853</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33340971853</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:23:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just some Star Wars/coffee related humour at the local Starbucks</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnd1iV7SG1qchuwno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just some Star Wars/coffee related humour at the local Starbucks&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33256883883</link><guid>http://thedappertortoise.tumblr.com/post/33256883883</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:27:18 -0400</pubDate><category>dark</category><category>side</category><category>roast</category><category>vader peddling coffee</category></item></channel></rss>
